CHEW IS BETTER THEN WOMEN

SO FAR WE HAVE 30 WE NEED MORE!
1. A big dip looks good in the morning.

2. You won't fall asleep after a dip.

3. Chew is cheaper.

4. You won't get arrested for buying chew at 3 AM.

5. Chew never runs out.

6. Chew is out of your system by tomorrow morning.

7. You can smoke while having a dip.

8. Chew smells and tastes good.

9. You don't have to put vinegar in your Chew.

10. If your spitter leaks, you can use a regular paper towel.

11. You can always get fresh chew.

12. You can always ditch a bad dip.

13. No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a can of chew.

14. A big dip or a small dip? It doesn't matter.

15. Your chew doesn't talk to you.

16. Chew smells good in the morning.

17. Chew stains are easier to remove.

18. Chew doesn't care what kind of mood you're in.

19. Chew doesn't shed.

20. Chew doesn't have a time of the month...it's good all the time.

21. When chew gets old, you can throw it away.

22. When you have a dip, you don't end up with a pube in the back of your throat.

23. Chew doesn't take up half your bed.

24. Chew doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a dip.

25. You can have an intelligent conversation with chew.

26. It can take up to 2 weeks for chew to grow mold.

27. Your chew won't be jealous of a larger tin

28. DIP DOESN'T BITCH!!!

29. Dip won't complain if you have more than one can

30. Dip won't fight with you